Bloggfęrslur mįnašarins, september 2007

Hver er tilgangurinn ?

Til hvers var žessi "góši" veišimašur aš drepa žessa seli ?  Er žetta ekki ķ sömu sveit og menn stęršu sig af žvķ aš hafa drepiš 70 refi um daginn ?
Eru strandamenn alveg oršnir frįvita af drįpsgręšgi ?

mbl.is Skaut tvo stóra śtseli
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FH til mikils sóma ?

Til hamingju meš bikartitilinn FH !  Samningar skulu standa.. en afhverju ķ andskotanum eruš žiš aš lįna menn til hęgri og vinstri ? jś gręšgi og ekkert annaš.  Ef menn hafa ekki plįss ķ hópnum į aš leyfa mönnum aš fara frį lišinu meš sęmd ! Žessi lįns og leigusamningar eru śt ķ hött og žessi nišurstaša FH til mikillar skammar.  FH, Fjölnir er ķ deildinni fyrir nešan ykkur bara svo žaš sé ljóst.

Ég geri rįš fyrir aš žaš męti 578 manns į žennan auma leik um dolluna.. hmm hvernig vęri bara aš borga Fjölni 1 millu og fį leikinn dęmdan 3-0 fyrir FH ?  Actavķs mundi ekki muna um žaš eins og žeir okra į lżšnum ķ lyfjaverši.


mbl.is Atli Višar og Heimir verša ekki meš Fjölni ķ śrslitaleiknum
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Umferš daušans kl 7.45

Ég var 30 mķnśtum of seint į feršinni en vanalega ķ morgunn.. og lenti ķ umferš daušans !  Vanalega er ekki mikil umferš vestan śr bę fyrir kl 8 aš morgnana en ég fór śt kl7.45 og ók austur Miklubraut. Allt gekk snuršulaust žar til komiš var aš gatnamótum Miklubrautar og Kringlumżrarbrautar. Stanslaus umferš ofan śr Grafarvogi/Mosó/Grafarholti og Įrbę og aš sunnan śr Haf og kóp.  Žessir saušir aš sunnan óku hiklaust yfir į raušu ljósi (beygja inn į miklubraut, leiš vestur) meš žeim afleišingum aš umferš aš noršan og vestan stoppaši vegna bķla sem voru fastir į mišjum gatnamótunum.. svo kom gręnt aš austan og vestan og allt sat fast..

 

Žvķlķkir snillingar og afhverju ķ andskotanum er ekki lögregla į žessum gatnamótum til žess aš halda utanum umferšaržungan ?  Sekta menn til hęgri og vinstri fyrir aš “festast” inni į gatnamótunum..

 

Hvenęr koma mislęgu gatnamótin hjį fuglamoršingjanum ?

 

Ęi ég held ég vakni fyrr ķ fyrramįliš..


śps..

Flestir karlmenn eru haldnir óttanum um aš fį EKKI holdris..  Ég verš aš taka hattin ofan fyrir žessum unga harša manni LoL
mbl.is Radcliffe óttašist holdris
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tildrög slyssins ekki ljós !

Ég varš svolķtiš hissa į žessum ummęlum blašamanns.. en ég ek žarna um į hverjum degi enda bż ég ķ nęsta nįgrenni viš žessi gatnamót.  bķlar sem koma śt į Hringbrautina frį Birkimel sjįst illa af Hringbrautinni.. bķlar į Hringbrautinni aka oftast nęr į 70-80 km hraša žrįtt fyrir 50 km hįmarskhraša į žessum staš.. tildrög slyssins voru augljós ķ mķnum huga.. hrašakstur og blindhorn.. 50/50 įbyrgš

Vonandi vegnar žeim vel sem ķ óhappinu lentu.

mbl.is Haršur įrekstur į Hringbraut
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Ķsland vs Kuwait, umferšarhegšun

Aš vera į bķl veitir mörgum manninum frelsi (jį konur eru lķka menn). Ég hef keyrt bķl vķšsvegar ķ evrópu og aldrei fundiš fyrir ógnun ķ umferš eša fundist mikil umferš ķ mišbęjum borga žar sem ég rata ekki ķ vera til vandręša .. jś allir fóru eftir umferšarreglunum ;) Į ķslandi hinsvegar er manni ógnaš mörgum sinnum į dag į feršinni ķ gegnum umferšina hér ķ borg. Žegar ég var aš surfa į netinu fyrir stuttu žį komst ég yfir sķšu meš umferšarreglum ķ kuwait.. og viti menn.. žetta var eins og snišiš eftir ķslenskum ašstęšum.. lesiš sjįlf og sannfęrist. Krefst lįgmarks ensku kunnįttu :)

Traffic rules of Kuwait

1. Right of way

Right of way belongs to the vehicle which has it’s bumper 5cm ahead of another, irrespective of whether approaching from the left or right.

2. The Kuwait scissors

When in 3 lanes of traffic, all traffic wishing to turn right should occupy the left hand lane and vice versa. One must then wait until the last possible moment before crossing the other two lanes at right angles to the traffic flow, to do so too early is to lose face.

3. Overtaking

There are four ways to get past the car in front; to the left, to the right, over the top and underneath, also known as undertaking.

4. The weave

Never hold a steady speed in one lane. You can gain as much as 20 meters over a distance of 10 kilometers by continuously swerving from one lane to another whilst invoking rules 1 and 10. The minimum speed for this maneuver is 150kph.

5. Right of way (buses)

Buses do not have right of way; they just take it. Bus horns are frighteningly louder than any others. There are some official boarding and alighting points but the buses will drop off and/or pick up passengers at any place, any time, in traffic, provided that the passenger is sufficiently fleet of foot and oblivious to the threat of traffic flowing around him.

6. Pedestrians

These may cross the road when, where, and however they wish. Be they old, young, agile or decrepit, they have the right to step into the traffic and dodge, dance or merely stolidly move across. However, motorists are encouraged to do their best to hit them, preferably at speed. (Even on the pavement) Motorist should note that most motorway bridges are 1000m apart and that pedestrians will cross at 500m intervals.

7. Traffic lights

There are nine possible combinations of traffic lights in use in Kuwait, they being; red, amber, green, red plus amber, red plus green, green plus amber, red plus green plus amber, flashing amber, and all off. Any selection of these can be found on any one set of traffic lights. The meanings of the various arrangements are not known, but if crossing when the lights are red (or any other combination) and you see a car crossing in front of you, make sure you hit it squarely in the side, if possible, at speed.

8. U-turns

These are used for changing direction and carriageway. If possible try not to pull out if a car is going past in the outside lane of the carriageway you want to pull into. If you are in a hurry, the somersault and roll method is a quicker way of achieving the same result, but avoid the lamp posts in the central reservation.

9. Parking

a) Short term: If you need to, just double or treble park, after all the traffic CAN get around you.

b) Long term: Park alongside a yellow and black curb. If you are lucky the police will fit the car with an anti-theft device or tow it to a secure car park. There is however a standard charge for these services.

10. Mirrors

These are not, contrary to popular belief, for looking for vehicles behind you, but are for grooming, adjusting gutrah’s & seeing where the parsley is stuck to your teeth.

 


Broslegt

góš spurning... hvaš voruš žiš aš žvęlast hingaš ?  Ég sé fyrir mér svipinn į rśssneska generįlnum sem fęr žessa spurningu frį einhverjum kontórista ķ ķslenska utanrķkissrįšuneytinu.  furšursvip sem fęrist yfir ķ vanžóknun.. 
og svariš fruntalegt.. nś viš erum bara aš athuga hvort einhverjar varnir séu eftir į 

žessu skeri sem viš höfum haft augastaš į sem framtķšarfanganżlendu.. 




mbl.is Utanrķkisrįšuneytiš óskar skżringa į flugi rśssneskra sprengjuflugvéla
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USA fęr eitt öruggt atkvęši ķ višbót

Ég segi bara aš ef viš ętlum aš ganga ķ öryggisrįš SŽ, žį eigi USA aš borga brśsann.. viš samžykkjum allt sem žašan kemur möglunarlaust hvort sem er, og sęti okkar mun bara styrkja Terroristastrķšsstjórnina ķ Hvķta hśsinu enn frekar ķ sinni ólöglegu barįttu gegn hryšjuverkum.

BTW hvenęr ętlar samfylkingin aš standa viš loforš sitt viš mig um aš hętta stušningi viš "strķšiš" ķ Iraq ?

mbl.is Stušningur eykst viš framboš Ķslands til öryggisrįšs SŽ
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